The Snow Queen

pvrrhadve:

hey don’t cry. bruce springsteen tried to dodge the draft by telling the army he was gay before failing his physical anyway ok?

A true American patriot

arugulalover:

PRAYER FOR WEREWOLVES from We are Mermaids by Stephanie Burt

neon-kitten-deactivated20240630:

Having worked in this part of Maryland, this is not even that weird to hear about.

rocktavian:

lil wayne’s 2020 song “piano trap” features the line “percocet got me vertical”. which i assume is him mixing up his horizontal and vertical. nevertheless, i can’t escape the mental image of wayne popping a bunch of percs and then immediately standing ramrod straight at attention for six hours

ashmini:

THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

daily-spooky:

yeahiwasintheshit:

girlnephew:

being on the internet

argumate:

caesarsaladinn:

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

papyrussuggestions-archive:

GOOD MORNING! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO REMIND THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE!!

staranos:

Gérard: That’s a human rights violation Moira, you can’t work here anymore

Moira, rolling up her sleeves and looking at Amèlie: I’ll show you a human rights violation

sensorydog:

colorful shrimp

acousticmalta:

ssssssssss🐍

milfmoiraine:

Lmao

Me and my Indian coworker trying to explain to our boss why we don’t like the monarchy.